June 2008
21 posts
George Carlin: On Commenting
“‘No comment’ is a comment.”
George Carlin: On Self
“I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.”
George Carlin: On War
“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
George Carlin: On Language
“There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven you can’t say on television. What a ratio that is! 399,993 to 7. They must really be baaaad. They must be OUTRAGEOUS to be separated from a group that large. ‘All of you words over here, you seven…baaaad words.’ That’s what they told us, right? … You know the seven, don’t ya? That you can’t say on TV?...
George Carlin: On People
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
George Carlin: On Employment
“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ‘You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.’”
George Carlin: On Bullshit
“When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion.
No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches...
TODAY IS OFFICIALLY GEORGE CARLIN AWESOME QUOTE...
“If we could just find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.”
Al Gore To Endorse Obama
He told me so!
Dear Kaila, A few hours from now I will step on stage in Detroit, Michigan to announce my support for Senator Barack Obama. From now through Election Day, I intend to do whatever I can to make sure he is elected President of the United States. Over the next four years, we are going to face many difficult challenges — including bringing our troops home from Iraq, fixing our...
My heterosexual life partner went to that panel where they attempted to explore this internet business in good old fashioned literary real time.
theradicalartisan:
So I went to this n+1 thing last night, The Internet: We All Live There Now. Pretty good discussion, but unfortunately it was mostly the literary academic community licking their wounds at even having to address the internet.
Moe...
kaila: BEHOLD AND MEET YOUR GOD
IT IS A SHINY GOD
AND WILL LOVE YOU AS YOU LOVE IT
live.gizmodo.com
rebecca: Well, as long as it's shiny
Fun With Family Values
“But when McCain returned to America in 1973 to a fanfare of publicity and a handshake from Richard Nixon, he discovered his wife had been disfigured in a terrible car crash three years earlier. Her car had skidded on icy roads into a telegraph pole on Christmas Eve, 1969. Her pelvis and one arm were shattered by the impact and she suffered massive internal injuries.
…When McCain –...
Clinton set to concede delegate race to Obama
nickmcglynn:
WASHINGTON - Hillary Rodham Clinton will concede Tuesday night that Barack Obama has the delegates to secure the Democratic nomination, campaign officials said, effectively ending her bid to be the nation’s first female president.
Source: Yahoo! News
Unfortunately, the AP jumped the gun on this one. She’s not fucking going anywhere, ever. Ever.
I’m so very glad...